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October 22 2017

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fleetwoodharry:

RIP in peace Brenda

tsundereforcoffee:

captainsnoop:

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

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dudeholdmybeer:

luxtempestas:

the posture of a man

he wears. a t shirt

thestereotypebuster:

thestereotypebuster:

Converse are neither waterproof, nor warm, nor comfortable but dammit if they don’t look good

I love my 1920s factory worker shoes

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theryanproject:

buttcheekpalmkang:

ski-mvsk-mxbbin:

thelovelybones124:

This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain

i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol

^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

“There’s no LGBT representation in Nintendo games”

lohboh:

what now

spookyearp:

not to be a downer but your twenties are super hard and super lonely and tv lied and it’s not glamorous at all and if you are having a hard time it’s ok and it’s normal and you’ll be ok

lookatgatsbys-butt:

saladsaladnovski:

lookatgatsbys-butt:

saladsaladnovski:

pastel-noble:

saladsaladnovski:

we’re gonna run out of posts eventually

you wont live to see it….

good god this is the most ominous thing anyone has ever said to me what the fuck

crying

are you okay?

just don’t wanna lose you that’s all

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untilstarsfall:

inflagrante-delicatessen:

gallusrostromegalus:

0somethingcool0:

kayla-bird:

surfcommiesmustdie:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

surfcommiesmustdie:

rose-on-the-mountain:

drtanner:

thischick25:

tardishobo:

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

SHEEPNADO

when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.

Moshpit

This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.

sheeps are morons lmao

is this what the doggos are for

@gallusrostromegalus

This is, to my understanding, excactly WHY we have both herding and livestock guardian dogs.  Sheep are… really amazingly dumb most of the time.  

Then, once in a while, you get one sheep that’s Entirely Too Cunning and that’s when all hell breaks loose.

…that sounds like a horror story

I fucking love sheep lmfao

unit03:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

“you’re an adult now”

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“you need to choose a career”

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“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”
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“your meat is huge and you look good as hell”

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luxtempestas:

the year is 2070, tombstones have been abandoned in favour of 4ft tall marble funkopop figures of the deceased

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mizgnomer:

“I’ve got a new business…”

David Tennant and Catherine Tate playing the “I’ve got a new business…” game on the set of Nan’s Christmas Carol.

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thatwasuzi:

pbkdf2:

you are missing something! although those are the boots of the apollo 11 suits, they’re not what was worn on the moon. neil armstrong, not content with wearing just one pair of shoes, demanded nasa make him another, larger and cooler pair of boots just for walking on the moon.

you can see them here, to the right of the suit’s built-in boots.

photos of armstrong on the moon prominently feature the boots!

although i couldn’t find any official nasa photos of the bottoms of the boots, i could find something even more interesting! an x-ray of the boots “taken as a last minute check to see if there were any foreign objects that could compromise the integrity of the spacesuit during the mission, such as broken off tips of needles that were used in the stitching process”

the thick vertical lines are the treads at the bottoms of the boots

on a more pragmatic note: if nasa was faking a moon landing with a $150 billion+ budget, do you really think they’d mess up something as simple as a boot print?

purified-zone:

blogging-phelddagrif:

rishkarn:

You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the fight response. I want to see a character turn around to see the killer right there, scream in terror, and start punching them in the face repeatedly.

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callout post: oxygen

saddestblogger:

-isnt there for me when i wanna sleep with my head under the covers

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October 08 2017

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